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	<title>Comments on: True things the assistant has said (davesecretary)</title>
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	<pubDate>Thu, 29 Jul 2010 20:48:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>By: vegeyman</title>
		<link>http://www.storylog.com/true-things-the-assistant-has-said/#comment-3824</link>
		<dc:creator>vegeyman</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 10 Sep 2009 09:16:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I think i worked with this woman, or her twin.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I think i worked with this woman, or her twin.</p>
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		<title>By: List of User Generated sites &#124; Dave Concannon</title>
		<link>http://www.storylog.com/true-things-the-assistant-has-said/#comment-3778</link>
		<dc:creator>List of User Generated sites &#124; Dave Concannon</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 01 Sep 2009 09:36:04 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>By: taylor</title>
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		<dc:creator>taylor</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 05 Aug 2009 14:36:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>That was the greatest thing ever, thimbs up</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>That was the greatest thing ever, thimbs up</p>
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		<title>By: Terry</title>
		<link>http://www.storylog.com/true-things-the-assistant-has-said/#comment-3715</link>
		<dc:creator>Terry</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 03 Aug 2009 18:17:54 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I am disturbed by how closely I can compare several of my coworkers to this woman.  Good lord.  People scare the hell out of me.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I am disturbed by how closely I can compare several of my coworkers to this woman.  Good lord.  People scare the hell out of me.</p>
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		<title>By: Gracer</title>
		<link>http://www.storylog.com/true-things-the-assistant-has-said/#comment-3711</link>
		<dc:creator>Gracer</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 01 Aug 2009 01:05:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>i laughed a dozen times. so funny. a bird or an eagle. priceless. my sides hurt.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>i laughed a dozen times. so funny. a bird or an eagle. priceless. my sides hurt.</p>
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		<title>By: sethaurus</title>
		<link>http://www.storylog.com/true-things-the-assistant-has-said/#comment-3602</link>
		<dc:creator>sethaurus</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 17 Jul 2009 04:52:20 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I laughed until I cried, and my girlfriend woke up, and she was angry about the volume of my laughter. It was A BIRD OR AN EAGLE specificially, I think.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I laughed until I cried, and my girlfriend woke up, and she was angry about the volume of my laughter. It was A BIRD OR AN EAGLE specificially, I think.</p>
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		<title>By: Will</title>
		<link>http://www.storylog.com/true-things-the-assistant-has-said/#comment-3392</link>
		<dc:creator>Will</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 01 Jul 2009 18:02:15 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>My god this is hilarious... Did you get a picture of this girl in any of her insane getup?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>My god this is hilarious&#8230; Did you get a picture of this girl in any of her insane getup?</p>
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		<title>By: special ed</title>
		<link>http://www.storylog.com/true-things-the-assistant-has-said/#comment-3383</link>
		<dc:creator>special ed</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 01 Jul 2009 04:39:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>giggles...  oh wow. Naw I think this is a classical case of something akin to affirmative action that takes place in the US.  In which people are hired because they ARE mentally handicapped  Sounds to me like this woman is not retarded- technically mentally handicapped, yet retarded is actually used in the DSM iv (psychology major reference book)... Cognitively delayed... Maybe her mother drank alcohol to excess while preggers or something akin to that.  I ramble... Goddamn hilarious, I am thankful for such lengthy documentary, for that is what this seems to be, and relatively observational, and not as opinionated as I would have made it if i went through this.  You assistant was driving you batty and you survived bravo sir bravo</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>giggles&#8230;  oh wow. Naw I think this is a classical case of something akin to affirmative action that takes place in the US.  In which people are hired because they ARE mentally handicapped  Sounds to me like this woman is not retarded- technically mentally handicapped, yet retarded is actually used in the DSM iv (psychology major reference book)&#8230; Cognitively delayed&#8230; Maybe her mother drank alcohol to excess while preggers or something akin to that.  I ramble&#8230; Goddamn hilarious, I am thankful for such lengthy documentary, for that is what this seems to be, and relatively observational, and not as opinionated as I would have made it if i went through this.  You assistant was driving you batty and you survived bravo sir bravo</p>
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		<title>By: Boombats</title>
		<link>http://www.storylog.com/true-things-the-assistant-has-said/#comment-3023</link>
		<dc:creator>Boombats</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 31 May 2009 04:28:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>zorp wrote: "I have no sense of humor.  Also when the doctors removed my funnybone they took my penis for good measure"</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>zorp wrote: &#8220;I have no sense of humor.  Also when the doctors removed my funnybone they took my penis for good measure&#8221;</p>
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		<title>By: zorp</title>
		<link>http://www.storylog.com/true-things-the-assistant-has-said/#comment-3021</link>
		<dc:creator>zorp</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 31 May 2009 01:00:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>this guy sounds like an ass to work for 

haha lets log in every little thing a poor person does who is also disturbed in some manner!

how old is he, like 18?

writing this on company time i hope</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>this guy sounds like an ass to work for </p>
<p>haha lets log in every little thing a poor person does who is also disturbed in some manner!</p>
<p>how old is he, like 18?</p>
<p>writing this on company time i hope</p>
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