Whilst drunken theft is not normally my thing, when a group of guys are driving past a McDonalds at three in the morning and notice a Ronald McDonald statue seated on a bench out the front, what are they to do?

Five minutes after grabbing some tools from the car, Ronald was riding along having a fine old time. He wound up at someones house who nearly got kicked out of home after his parents found Mr McDonald face down under the washing line the next morning. This created a problem… what the hell were we going to do with him?

After loading up on various glues and epoxies at ye olde hardware store we waited up until around 2am and bundled down to the local Burger King. After a quick check around we proceeded to transplant Ronald right onto a seat out the front of the opposition. To top it off we superglued one of those Burger King crowns you get with the kids meal to his head. There he remained for two days before he was finally removed and sent back to McD’s where he now lives inside away from the hands of men with too much time on their hands. (read more stories @ storg.net)

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