When I burned out of college in spring of 2006, I found myself needing cash in the worst kind of way. I was flipping through the newspaper when I found an ad that read:

“Sweeper Vac Driver needed. 3rd shift only”

And gave subsequent contact info. I’m really great doing over night work and decided that I’d give it a shot. I arrive at the office, fill out an application, and before I walked out of the door I was given the job and told to report for training the following evening.

So, I reported to the office the following evening… and had the weirdest/craziest/funniest 8 months of my life. I was hoping to share a story or two with you guys. If you like ‘em, I’ve got TONS.

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